54 Rob Schneider Movies, Ranked Best to Worst

Stan Minton is a con man, who faces imprisonment for committing fraud. Since he is filled with fear of dealing with the dangerous inmates, he decides to hire a martial artist trainer to toughen him up. 

Kevin McCallister and his family plan a Christmas vacation in Miami but Kevin accidentally boards a wrong plane and lands in New York, where he befriends a toy shop owner and a homeless pigeon lady. Also in New York are his old foes, Harry and Marv, who plan to burgle the toy store. Kevin of course is ready to trap and hand them back to the police.

Alex, a 35 years old video game tester is forced to move in with his grandmother Lily and her two wacky roommates. But the three older women serve as a constant distraction for Alex’s professional life. Meanwhile, Alex falls in love with co-worker, Samantha, but his rival J.P. is adamant about destroying Alex. 

Henry Roth, a veterinarian in Hawaii, spends his time philandering with the countless women vacationing in the island. He falls for the beautiful Lucy Whitmore and manages to impress her, but she suffers from short-time memory loss and cannot remember him the next day. Determined to mend his ways, Henry decides to woo Lucy again every day.

Sonny is 32 year old law school graduate who avoids work and lives off a compensation he won in a lawsuit. Frustrated with his attitude, his girlfriend leaves him. Meanwhile his friend’s five year old son lands up at his house. With his friend away to China, Sonny decides to care for the child and win his girlfriend back. The two soon form a warm bond.

In 1996, police officer John Spartan and crime lord Simon Phoenix are cryogenically frozen after the former blows up a building to capture the latter, allegedly killing hostages. In 2032, Phoenix escapes while thawed for parole hearing and goes on rampage in a futuristic pacifist city, prompting Lieutenant Lenina Huxley to thaw Spartan and ask for help.

Five friends win their junior high basketball championship, and celebrate at a lake house with their coach. Thirty years later, when the coach dies, the friends decide to meet again with their families and spend the Fourth of July weekend together at the lake house. However, each is a grownup with his/her own unique personality and problems. Can they survive together?

Robert ‘Bobby’ Boucher Jr. is a mentally challenged water boy for the Cougars football team, who lives with his overprotective mother. When he is fired by his team, he joins the rivals Mud Dogs but soon finds himself playing as a feared linebacker. He not only turns the team around but finds true love. 

Disgraced former NFL quarterback Paul Crewe lands in prison and is coerced by corrupt Warden Rudolf Hazen to form a beatable football team consisting of inmates. Crewe must unite the inmates if they are to survive brutality at the hands of the guards and win a game against Hazen’s own team of prison guards. 

Michael Newman is unable to spend more time with his family while he is pursuing his dream promotion at work. He wishes for a universal remote to control his life, and gets one from the eccentric inventor Morty. He pauses, skips and rewinds through his life until he eventually realizes that he has lost control of his life altogether.

Deuce Bigalow, a luckless fish-tank cleaner is hired by a gigolo for a temporary task of looking after his house. Deuce inadvertently wrecks the place which leaves him with no option but to turn a gigolo to pay for the damages. He encounters a string of strange clients, and falls in love with one, as he dodges a shady officer stalking him.

Small-town pizzeria owner Longfellow Deeds suddenly inherits shares worth $40 billion in a media conglomerate and is tricked into an affair by tabloid reporter Babe Bennett. However, he gives up his fortune after learning about Babe's true identity, but must return to take the company back from manipulative businessman Chuck Cedar to save its workers.

In order to prove his worth to his seniors in the navy, Lt. Commander Thomas Dodge, is put in charge of an old submarine which is being manned by few untrained misfits of the Navy.

Muppets from Space is a science fiction comedy adventure film which tells the story of Kermit, who prepares to go a mission to reunite Gonzo with his alien family, after the latter is kidnapped.

Two years after Sean Payton is suspended from NFL, he decides to go back to his hometown, where he begins coaching the sixth grade football team of his son.

High school cheerleader ,Jessica Spencer, is a beautiful but selfish hot girl who is also the meanest girl in the school. When a cursed earring forces Jessica and small-time criminal Clive to swap bodies, Jessica must get her own body back before the high-school prom. 

The Texas State University Fightin’ Armadillos used to be quite a powerful team in college football. Although they had managed to win several national championships, due to massive NCAA violations, eventually many of their coaches were fired and the players were banned. Now it is up to a new coach named Ed to build an almost entirely new team, although he receives hardly any support  or assistance from anybody.

Hotel Handyman, Skeeter Bronson, works at his former family hotel Sunny Vista Motel. When Skeeter’s nephew and niece come to stay with him, he tells them fantastical stories with the children adding new elements. However when these stories start coming true Skeeter’s life turns upside down, but for the better. 

Three nerdy adults, Gus, Clarke and Ritchie, who during their school-days always remained on the periphery of the sports, are helped by a millionaire, Mel, to form a baseball team named ‘The Benchwarmers,’ to compete with the bullies of Little Leagues. Soon, they, especially Gus, become hero of all picked-on children, till the fans discover that earlier Gus was a bully, too.

Close firefighter friends, womanizer Chuck Levine and widower Larry Valentine, get into a domestic partnership after Larry learns that he cannot name his children as beneficiaries for insurance policy. They are forced to move in together after the pension department begins investigation of possible fraud, and making things more complicated, Chuck falls for their beautiful lawyer Alex McDonough.

An adaptation of Jules Verne’s novel, the movie revolves around eccentric inventor Phileas Cogg who is challenged by the villainous, Lord Kelvin, to travel around the world in eighty days. He is helped in his thrilling adventure by his valet, Passepartout, and Monique La Roche, who are hiding their own secrets. 

A man invites the girl of his dreams to a resort in Hawaii, but things get complicated when he mistakenly texts another woman having the same name. When the woman, with whom he had previously had a blind date shows up, he realizes that it is too late.

In the future, with humanity in chaos and the Earth in decay, Joseph Dredd and other Judges, act as the police office, judge, jury, and executioner to keep order. When Dredd is framed for murder by former judge Rico and Griffin, he must wage a war to clear his name and uncover conspiracies. 

Zohan, an Israeli, wants to be a hairstylist; but works as a Special Agent. One day, after a fierce fight with his Palestinian enemy, Phantom, he fakes his own death and escapes to New York. He becomes a hair stylist at a salon owned by Dalia and later falls in love with her. But his past resurfaces and he now has to struggle to keep his new life.

This comedy film tells the story of a farming family that becomes rich after finding oil, and they make their way to Beverley Hills.

Furious that their father thinks they are not fit enough to rule the Hell, Satan’s two elder sons come down to the earth to create another Hell and while doing so they freeze the entrance of the Hell, knowing that it will cause their father’s body to decompose. Satan is now forced to rely on Nicky, his mild-mannered third son, to bring his errant brothers home before it is too late.  

This comedy film tells the story of a man Marvin Mange, who gets injured critically, but unknown to him, he is put back together by a mad scientist. However, the scientist transplanted animal parts, due to which Marvin discovers that he has developed animal-like instincts and abilities. 

The simple-minded delicatessen worker Hubie Dubois of Salem, Massachusetts, is targeted and mocked at by his community. Though he helps as Halloween monitor and is devoted to the town’s celebrations, kids and adults play practical jokes on him. But the Halloween turns spooky when all those who were mean to Hubie start disappearing, while Hubie gets embroiled in a real murder investigation.

Surf Ninjas is an action adventure comedy film which tells the story of two brothers Johnny and Adam, who discover that they are, in fact, heirs to the throne of an island nation in the South Pacific. However, they will need to overthrow the current monarch, if they want to reclaim the throne.

Geppetto is a puppet maker, whose creation Pinocchio magically comes to life one day. Pinocchio wishes to become a real boy some day, but his biggest problem is that his nose grows whenever he tells a lie.

This comedy film tells the story of Sandy Wexler, a talent manager, who is working in Los Angeles in the 1990s, representing several eccentric clients. His life takes a turn when he falls for one of his clients, Courtney Clarke, a talented singer, after discovering her at an amusement park.

The Ridiculous 6 is an action adventure comedy film, which revolves around White Knife, an outlaw who was raised by Native Americans. When he discovers that he has five half-brothers, he unites with them and go on a mission to find their deadbeat dad and save him. 

Knock Off is an action comedy thriller film which tells the story of a fashion designer, who is in a situation that compels him to join forces with a CIA agent, when they discover a conspiracy.  

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is a sex comedy film, which revolves around Deuce, who goes to Amsterdam, to meet his friend TJ. However, his friend is mistaken as a murderer of several gigolos. 

Little Man is a crime comedy film, which tells the story of a couple who adopt a dwarf, when he is found at their doorstep, unaware of the fact that he is actually a thief, who has stolen a diamond. 

Norm of the North is an animated adventure comedy film which tells the story of Norm, a polar bear, who travel with three of his friends to New York City, in order to confront a wealthy real estate developer, Mr Greene, who is planning to install houses in the Arctic.

Eight Crazy Nights is an animated musical comedy film which revolves around Davey Stone who is a 33 year old alcoholic, who runs into trouble with the law. He eventually receives community service to reform his habits.