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List of Michael Vartan Movies: Ranked Best To Worst

1. One Hour Photo (2002)
26
12
One Hour Photo
R
26
12

One Hour Photo is a psychological thriller film which tells the story of Seymour Parrish, a photo technician, who lives alone, and considers his work to be the only purpose of his life. His favorite customers are the Yorkin family, whose photos he has developed for years. However, his concept about them being the perfect family is shattered when he learns that Will Yorkin is having an affair.

As:
Cast
Role:
Will Yorkin
Director:
Mark Romanek
Genres:
Thriller, Drama
Star Cast:
Robin Williams, Gary Cole, Connie Nielsen, Erin Daniels, Dylan Smith
2. To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
12
6
To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
PG-13
12
6

Vida Boheme and Noxeema Jackson win New York’s ‘Drag Queen’ contest and an entry into National pageant in Hollywood. Taking inexperienced Drag Princess Chi-Chi Rodriguez along, they set out on a road trip to Los Angeles. As their car breaks down in the tiny Midwestern town, Snydersville, they are faced with Sheriff Dollard, a homophobic racist lawman who is out to get them. 

As:
Cast
Role:
Tommy
Director:
Beeban Kidron
Genres:
Drama, Comedy
3. Small Town Crime (2017)
8
4
Small Town Crime
R
8
4
As:
Cast
Role:
Detective Crawford
Director:
Eshom Nelms, Ian Nelms
Genres:
Mystery, Thriller, Crime
Star Cast:
James Lafferty, Anthony Anderson, Caity Lotz, Robert Forster, Clifton Collins Jr.
4. Colombiana (2011)
22
12
Colombiana
PG-13
22
12

A ten year old Cataleya sees the Colombian drug lord murdering her parents and grows up—with her gangster uncle in Chicago—seeking revenge from the culprits. She trains and becomes a ruthless professional assassin, but is constantly looking out for her ultimate targets. But Special Agent Ross is right after her.

As:
Cast
Role:
Danny Delanay
Director:
Olivier Megaton
Genres:
Thriller, Crime, Drama, Action
Star Cast:
Zoe Saldana, Jordi Mollà, Lennie James, Amandla Stenberg
6. Rogue (2007)
10
6
Rogue
R
10
6

Assigned to write about Northern Australia, American adventure-travel journalist Pete McKell joins a tourist group on a river cruise with guide Kate Ryan. But the cruise turns into terror when a massive 25-foot crocodile attacks the vessel. Kate steers the craft to a mud island amidst escalating hysteria. With rising tide and descending darkness, Kate and Pete team up to battle the cunning rogue.

As:
Cast
Role:
Pete McKell
Director:
Greg McLean
Genres:
Thriller, Adventure, Action, Horror
Star Cast:
Sam Worthington, Mia Wasikowska, Radha Mitchell, John Jarratt, Stephen Curry
7. Never Been Kissed (1999)
18
12
Never Been Kissed
PG-13
18
12

A 25 years old copy editor in a Chicago newspaper has been ordered to pose as a teenager and enroll in a high school so that she can give a firsthand report on students’ behavior. Adhering to the instruction, she enrolls at South Glen South High School; but despite her youthful look finds it hard to make friends. It becomes more complicated when she falls in love with the English teacher. 

As:
Cast
Role:
Sam Coulson
Director:
Raja Gosnell
Genres:
Romance, Drama, Comedy
8. The Myth of Fingerprints (1997)
6
4
The Myth of Fingerprints
R
6
4
As:
Cast
Role:
Jake
Director:
Bart Freundlich
Genres:
Romance, Comedy, Drama
Star Cast:
Roy Scheider, Julianne Moore, Blythe Danner, Randee Allen, Arija Bareikis, Justin Barreto, Chris Bauer
9. Dead Man's Curve (1998)
6
4
Dead Man's Curve
R
6
4
As:
Cast
Role:
Chris
Director:
Dan Rosen
Genres:
Romance, Thriller, Mystery, Drama
Star Cast:
Keri Russell, Randall Batinkoff, Dana Delany, Matthew Lillard
10. High School (2010)
6
5
High School
R
6
5
As:
Cast, uncredited
Role:
Calculus Teacher
Director:
John Stalberg Jr
Genres:
Comedy
Star Cast:
Adrien Brody, Colin Hanks, Adhir Kalyan, Matt Bush, Sean Marquette
12. Monster-in-Law (2005)
13
10
Monster-in-Law
PG-13
13
10

When aspiring fashion designer, Charlotte Cantilini, accepts Dr.Kevin Field’s marriage proposal she does not realize that she has a competitor in Kevin’s mother Viola. Viola has recently lost her successful career and now she is frightened of losing her son and will do anything to destroy their relationship. Will Charlotte fall in her trap?

As:
Cast
Role:
Dr. Kevin Fields
Director:
Robert Luketic
Genres:
Romance, Comedy
13. Demoted (2011)
5
4
Demoted
R
5
4
As:
Cast
Role:
Rodney McAdams
Director:
J.B. Rogers
Genres:
Comedy
Star Cast:
14. Crawlspace (2016)
5
5
Crawlspace
R
5
5
As:
Cast
Role:
John Alexander
Director:
Phil Claydon
Genres:
Horror, Thriller
Star Cast:
Nadine Velazquez, JoBeth Williams, Erin Moriarty, Ronnie Gene Blevins
15. The Pallbearer (1996)
5
5
The Pallbearer
PG-13
5
5

The Pallbearer is a romantic comedy film which tells the story of a young man named Tom, whose life takes a turn when he is asked to be the pallbearer during the funeral of a former classmate whom he doesn’t even remember. He is also tasked with delivering the eulogy. Meanwhile, his old high school crush returns to town, and reappears in his life.    

As:
Cast
Role:
Scott
Director:
Matt Reeves
Genres:
Comedy, Romance
Star Cast:
Toni Collette, David Schwimmer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Carol Kane, Michael Rapaport
16. The Next Best Thing (2000)
4
5
The Next Best Thing
PG-13
4
5

The Next Best Thing is a romantic comedy drama film which tells the story of Abbie and Robert, who are best friends. Although they are quite close and has a lot in common, the fact that Robert is gay prevents them from being a couple. However, after too many drinks, they end up having sex, which results in Abbie getting pregnant.

As:
Cast
Role:
Kevin Lasater
Director:
John Schlesinger
Genres:
Comedy, Romance, Drama
Star Cast:
Benjamin Bratt, Lynn Redgrave, Neil Patrick Harris, Illeana Douglas, Madonna, Rupert Everett, Josef Sommer
17. Black Leather Jacket (1989)
8
3
Black Leather Jacket
8
3
As:
Cast
Role:
Motorcycle Boy
Director:
Nick Mead
Genres:
Biography
Star Cast:
Dennis Hopper, Patrick Macnee, Diana Rigg, Susan Deemer
18. Touch Me (1997)
6
4
Touch Me
6
4
As:
Cast
Role:
Adam
Director:
H. Gordon Boos
Genres:
Romance, Drama
Star Cast:
Jane Lynch, Peter Facinelli, Amanda Peet, Kari Wuhrer

TV Shows

Bates Motel
36
8
Bates Motel
TV-MA
36
8
As:
Cast
Role:
George Heldens
Director:
Nestor Carbonell, Phil Abraham, Tucker Gates, Roxann Dawson, Tim Southam
Genres:
Thriller, Horror, Mystery, Drama
Star Cast:
Nicola Peltz, Vera Farmiga, Nestor Carbonell, Freddie Highmore, Max Thieriot, Olivia Cooke
Big Shots
7
3
Big Shots
7
3
As:
Cast
Role:
James Walker (11 episodes, 2007-2008)
Genres:
Drama
Star Cast:
Beth Riesgraf, Paige Turco, Joshua Malina, Christopher Titus, Emmanuelle Vaugier
Satisfaction
7
3
Satisfaction
TV-14
7
3
As:
Cast
Role:
Dylan
Genres:
Drama
Star Cast:
Blair Redford, Tzi Ma, Katherine LaNasa, Brooke Langton, Matt Passmore
God Friended Me (2018)
7
3
God Friended Me
All
7
3
As:
Cast
Role:
Jeffrey
Genres:
Comedy,Drama,Fantasy
The Arrangement
6
3
The Arrangement
TV-14
6
3
As:
Cast
Role:
Terence / ... (20 episodes, 2017-2018)
Genres:
Drama

Special Appearance/Cameo

High School (2010)
9
6
High School
R
9
6
As:
Cast, uncredited
Role:
Calculus Teacher (uncredited)
Director:
John Stalberg Jr
Genres:
Comedy
Star Cast:
Adrien Brody, Colin Hanks, Adhir Kalyan, Matt Bush, Sean Marquette